Imagine this happening to you...

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
 member congregation was
 surprised to see two men enter, both covered
 from head to toe in
 black and carrying sub-machine guns.

One of  the men proclaimed,
 "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ
 remain where you are.

 Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons
 fled, and most of the  congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000 there only
 remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood,
 looked at the preacher and
 said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the
 hypocrites. Now you may begin
your service. Have a nice day!" And the two
 men turned and walked out.

Funny how simple it is
 for people to trash God ...
 and then wonder why the
 world's going to hell.

 Funny how we believe
 what the newspapers say,
 but question what
 the Bible says.

 Funny how everyone
 wants to go to heaven
 provided they do not have to believe,
 think, say, or do
 anything the Bible says.

 Funny or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say
 "I believe in God"
 but still follow Satan (who, by the
 way, also "believes" in God).

 Funny how you can send a thousand
 'jokes' through e-mail
 and they spread like wildfire, but
 when you start sending messages
 regarding the Lord, people think twice
 about sharing.

 Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar
 and obscene passes freely through
 cyberspace, but the public discussion
 of Jesus is suppressed in the school
 and workplace.

 Funny, isn't it?

Funny how someone can be so fired
 up for Christ on Sunday,
 but be an invisible Christian the
 rest of the week.

Are you laughing?


 Funny how I can be more worried
 about what other people think of me
 than what God thinks of me.

 Are you thinking?