One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered
from head to toe in
black and carrying sub-machine guns.
One of
the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ
remain where you are.
Immediately,
the choir fled, the deacons
fled, and most of the
congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000 there only
remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood,
looked at the preacher and
said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the
hypocrites. Now you may begin
your service. Have a nice day!" And the two
men turned and walked out.
Funny how simple it is
for people to trash God ...
and then wonder why the
world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe
what the newspapers say,
but question what
the Bible says.
Funny how everyone
wants to go to heaven
provided they do not have to believe,
think, say, or do
anything the Bible says.
Funny or is it scary?
Funny how someone can say
"I believe in God"
but still follow Satan (who, by the
way, also "believes" in God).
Funny how you can send a thousand
'jokes' through e-mail
and they spread like wildfire, but
when you start sending messages
regarding the Lord, people think twice
about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar
and obscene passes freely through
cyberspace, but the public discussion
of Jesus is suppressed in the school
and workplace.
Funny, isn't it?
Funny how someone can be so fired
up for Christ on Sunday,
but be an invisible Christian the
rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
Funny how I can be more worried
about what other people think of me
than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?