Living on Earth

is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun. 

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have,
the longer you live. 

 How long a minute is depends on what side of
the bathroom door you're on. 

 Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than
the people who have to wait for them? 

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 

 Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside us. 

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet? 

 You may be only one person in the world, but
you may also be the world to one person. 

 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 

 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. 

 Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are  but,
they all live in the same box. 

 Everything should be made as simple
as possible, but no simpler. 

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 

 Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open. 

 Have an awesome day, and know that someone
has thought about you today.